Big Mug, Small C*ck' Mug - Take that big-time Charlie down a peg or two with the mug that's massive and suggests something else isn't... Every workplace has one: the latter-day medallion man who thinks he's got a way with the laydeez'. If you can't stand him giving it the big-I-am any longer, it's time to put him in his place. All you have to do is accidentally break his mug (accidentally throwing it from a first floor window should do it) and kindly offer to replace it.

A Shite History of Nearly Everything - Discover a bizarre side to the history of our planet you never knew existed (because most of it didn't...) What if everything written in the history books we take as gospel isn't actually true? After all, none of us were there, so we've only got the historians' word for it. How do we know Harold II was really shot in the eye and didn't just poke it whilst fiddling with his contact lens? Did Cleopatra really poison herself with an asp to the bosom, or just nick herself on a brooch pin? These questions and others are ignored in A Shite History of Nearly Everything.

Bounce Book by Trevor Watson - The photographer behind the backside celebration that was Cheek is back with Bounce an appreciation of beautiful boobs. Breasts, bosoms, boobs, jubblies, knockers they've got many different names, but whatever you call them, you'll struggle to find a man who doesn't appreciate them. Renowned photographer Trevor Watson has taken his appreciation one step further than copping a crafty eyeful on the beach; he's followed up his buttock-lover's book Cheek with Bounce, a collection of over 160 artfully shot images of the female breast.

iZ Interactive Speaker - iZ it an interactive speaker? iZ it an instrument? iZ it a beatbox? iZ is all three and guaranteed to charm you. Few products are as accurately named as the iZ, because the first question most people ask on seeing him is what the hell iZ it?' What makes him special is just how many answers there are to that question.

TV-B-Gone TV Jammer - Can't face sitting through another makeover show or tedious chick flick? Ditch dull telly with TV B-Gone. Ooh look, Dirty Dancing's on tonight! I've only seen it 93 times, let's watch it!!' Is the kind of thing you dread hearing from the other half? Never fear; we can save you. The TV B-Gone is a very special remote control, because there's only one button the off button. And it works on virtually any make or model of television.

Professional Water Rocket - Get a natural high with water! Send this rocket soaring purely on HO power. You might not be able to get high from a simple glass of water, but the Professional Water Rocket certainly can. There's no fuel or batteries required; everything you need to send this baby soaring into the sky comes straight from your tap. Getting started is easy. Begin by part-fill the rocket with water; then connect the footpump included and pump air into the rocket.

Carol Vorderman's Handheld Sudoku - It's the numbers game taking the nation by storm. Give in to Sudoku with this handheld game, endorsed by Carol Vorderman! If it was any more fiendishly addictive, you'd get a prison sentence for selling it. Yet 12 months ago, most people would have thought Sudoku was an obscure brand of Japanese car. For those of you who haven't discovered it yet, Sudoku is actually a maddeningly gripping numbers puzzle that will keep you entertained for hours on end, totally infuriating you in the process.

Carol Vorderman's Touchscreen Sudoku - It's the numbers game taking the nation by storm. Give in to Sudoku with this touchscreen LCD game, endorsed by Carol Vorderman! If it was any more fiendishly addictive, you'd get a prison sentence for selling it. Yet 12 months ago, most people would have thought Sudoku was an obscure brand of Japanese car. For those of you who haven't discovered it yet, Sudoku is actually a maddeningly gripping numbers puzzle that will keep you entertained for hours on end, totally infuriating you in the process.

Soft Hand Grip - Who wouldn't want to be able to keep in trim while watching the TV? Well now you can, and without strapping a load of wires to your chest and other body parts . From the name in fitness equipment, comes the Soft Hand Grip. While weights are great for your upper arms, forearms are a more difficult part of the body to develop. But it just got easier - the Soft Hand Grip is specifically designed to strengthen forearms, wrists and fingers. And not only is it useful, it's also probably the most convenient piece of fitness equipment you'll ever buy.

HandyTrim Power Pocket Gym - Work out anywhere with the unusual and addictive Handy Trim Power pocket training aid. Just watch your upper body muscles bulge! If you like our Powerball Gyro, you'll love the HandyTrim. Although no larger than the average mobile phone, it can have a huge effect on your chest and arm muscles, as well as improving your upper body postureHere's how it works:To begin, hold the HandyTrim by the handles with the suspended disc positioned at the centre of the cord.

iPod Multi-Charger - Charge any iPod model from a choice of power sources with one simple multi-option adapter pack. Just upgraded your iPod and don't fancy buying a whole new set of accessories? Or fed up with not being able to charge your player on the move? The iPod Multi Charger is the solution. This pocket-sized package contains three easy to use adapters, allowing you to reach your iPod from the mains, your PC's USB port or your car's cigarette lighter adapter.

Humped Me, Dumped Me Dating Book - Sick of the one' turning out to be just a one-night stand? Discover how to change things with this dating bible. The title says it all really. Humped Me, Dumped Me, compiled by relationship experts Yasmin Brooks and Cathy Gray, aims to tell you exactly why you were f***ed and chucked (their words, not ours!) and how to bounce back and move on. Forget chocolate, ice cream and Chardonnay this guide to the realities of finding a decent man is what you really need to get you through a break-up.

Remote Control Davros - The King of the Daleks has arrived! Doctor Who's most feared foe, Davros, in limited edition remote control form... He's the half man, half machine the phrase evil genius' could have been invented for. He's Davros, creator of the Daleks and if they were enough to make you hide behind the sofa, wait until you see their master. Now for the first time ever, after years of cancellations and false starts that have infuriated fans, the Timelord's arch nemesis is available in remote control, talking form.

Pillow Radio Pink - Listen to the radio in bed, on the beach or at the park. This comfortable, supportive pillow has a built-in FM radio with auto-seek for instant station location. The controls are positioned so its easy to switch of when your ready to go to sleep. Available in pink or blue. 2 x 1.5V batteries included.

Fuze Necklace - Attract attention instantly with this glowing, colour-changing Quartz pendant, with natural healing qualities. Now jewellery does more than make you look good it makes you feel good too. With a Fuze Necklace, you'll be positively glowing, in more ways than one. A fusion (or fuze-ion) of modern technology and nature, the Fuze emits an ethereal glow in a range of ever-changing colours thanks to an embedded LED. However, the Fuze's stone is cut from semi-precious rose Quartz, a material said to have natural healing qualities.

berOrbs - There's something strangely attractive about berOrbs in more ways than one. These magical magnetic spheres are guaranteed to fascinate. berOrbs have been described as an addictive desk fiddler with a difference. Personally we think desk fiddling isn't the kind of activity we should discuss on a family website, but we certainly won't argue with the addictive bit. There's something incredibly compelling about the berOrbs, a pair of magnetic hematite spheres capable of all kinds of tricks.

Languages for Love CD - Charm women across the continent with this unique language CD chat up lines in eight different lingos! They say the language of love is universal, but we're not so sure. Have you ever tried getting a Spanish senorita or Bella Italian to understand get your coat love, you've pulled'? What you need is this language CD with a difference. Instead of teaching you to ask the way to the beach, it features a total of 72 chat-up lines in eight languages to help you flirt your way across Europe.

Long Stud Toolbelt (Black) - Be prepared with the set of screwdrivers you wear! Ideal for skate or snow boarders as well as DIY enthusiasts. It's a fact of life that every man needs a set of screwdrivers, and with this toolbelt, you can take them with you anywhere to be prepared for any emergency. But this isn't your average heavy, bulky toolbelt that weighs you down with items you'll never need. This clever little creation looks and feels just like a traditional leather belt, but take it apart, and it turns into a veritable wearable toolbox.

Rocker Toolbelt (Black) - Be prepared with the set of screwdrivers you wear! Ideal for skate or snow boarders as well as DIY enthusiasts. It's a fact of life that every man needs a set of screwdrivers, and with this toolbelt, you can take them with you anywhere to be prepared for any emergency. But this isn't your average heavy, bulky toolbelt that weighs you down with items you'll never need. This clever little creation looks and feels just like a traditional leather belt, but take it apart, and it turns into a veritable wearable toolbox.

Original Toolbelt (Black) - Be prepared with the set of screwdrivers you wear! Ideal for skate or snow boarders as well as DIY enthusiasts. It's a fact of life that every man needs a set of screwdrivers, and with this toolbelt, you can take them with you anywhere to be prepared for any emergency. But this isn't your average heavy, bulky toolbelt that weighs you down with items you'll never need. This clever little creation looks and feels just like a traditional leather belt, but take it apart, and it turns into a veritable wearable toolbox.

Chocolate Fondue Fountain - A chocoholic's dream chocolate on tap! This tabletop fountain is your ticket to fantastic fondue and will send cocoa lovers to heaven. History will tell you man's most important invention was the wheel. We know better. That honour belongs to the Aztecs; the wonderful civilisation that gave the world chocolate. A perfect gift, an instant cure for depression... is there anything it can't do? Now you can have chocolate on tap whenever you like with your very own Chocolate Fondue Fountain.

Everlasting Car Torch - Its make sense to keep a torch in the car buts its easy to forget to keep its batteries fresh. This powerful twin bean torch, with an angle- adjustable head, charges from your car lighter socket and lasts a long time once charged. It has an Led charging indicator and a convertible sliding handle for comfortable use. No batteries required; 14cm.

Pocket Book Light - This pocket-sized book light has an ultra-glide button opening mechanism and a clear bright light ideal for reading books or maps in poor light conditions. Durable metal clasp attaches the light to your book. Batteries included.

Office Survival Kit (Hers) - Last minute meeting? Make sure you look more businesswoman than bag lady with the Office Survival Kit. In the high-pressure corporate world, casual Friday can turn into a full-on formal meeting at a moment's notice. (Not that any of the scruffy bunch at Stuff HQ would know anything about that.) So how do you stay prepared? With the Office Survival Kit, that's how. This pocket-sized plastic case can be stored almost unnoticed in your briefcase or desk drawer, yet it crams in everything you need to go from casual to corporate in an instant.

Spurs 1961 Double Winners Retro Shirt - Show your dedication to Spurs with this perfect replica of one of the club's most famous strip designs. As Chas and Dave will tell you, when the year ends in 1', Tottenham Hotspur will have a new cup in their trophy cabinet. In 1961, they had two. This retro football shirt recalls the Spurs strip from that legendary Double year.Before Jermain Defoe was even a twinkle in his dad's eye, legendary Spurs stars such as Jimmy Greaves, Danny Blanchflower and David Mackay were playing their hearts out in this shirt.

Klong Plush Toy - What is a Klong? We haven't the faintest idea, but there's something surprisingly cute about this huggable creature. Describing Klong is no easy task. We can't decide if he's an animal, a monster or the result of a genetic experiment. However, despite the bizarre appearance of his big fluffy body and extra long arms, you can't help wanting to let Klong hug you. (Bet you never thought you'd say that about a big beige beanbag with no face.

Naughty Travel Kit - Off on a naughty weekend? Make sure you pack this in with the lingerie and champagne. Whether it's Paris or Prestatyn, there's something about a weekend away that makes you feel so much sexier than you would at home. Next time you and your partner fancy a couple of days in a hotel as Mr and Mrs Smith, make sure you take the Naughty Travel Kit. Small enough to fit virtually unnoticed in your travel bag, it contains some fun little extras to make your trip go with an extra swing.

Newcastle 1960s/70s Retro Shirt - Show your dedication to the Magpies with this perfect replica of one of the club's most famous strip designs. Even though their fortunes have been up and down over the last twenty years, Newcastle still have the kind of dedicated fans some clubs can only dream about. This retro football shirt recalls the Magpies strip from the golden era of the 1960s, with a simple but classic design that has changed little in the years since.Before Alan Shearer was even a twinkle in his dad's eye, legendary Magpies stars such as Bryan Pop' Robson, Malcolm MacDonald and Bobby Moncur were playing their hearts out in this shirt.

Hide Your Vibe' Pillow (Furry Lilac) - Keep your special friend' discreetly hidden with this funky furry pillow. He keeps you company on lonely nights, always brings a smile to your face, and unlike a man, he's always awake and never drunk when you're in the mood for company'. But as special a friend your personal pleasure toy may be, you don't necessarily want to show him off to everyone. That's where the Hide Your Vibe Pillow comes in.This quirky furry pillow has a zipper pocket for your personal pleasure toy, plus anything else you might want to hide from prying eyes, such as condoms or lubricant.

Spin the Bottle - Play this classic party game in pocket-sized form, with shots and new forfeit modes for an extra spin' on things. Unless you were very sweet and innocent as a teenager (or very ugly), you'll have played the classic party game of drunken snogs, Spin the Bottle. Obviously the parties you're invited to nowadays are far more sophisticated affairs, meaning you'll need a far more sophisticated version of the game. This pocket-sized Spin the Bottle game doesn't just involve kissing you get to neck shots and do ridiculous forfeits too.

Mexican Shots - Can you survive a Mexican shoot-out? Or will you have to take a bullet? Find out with this pocket-sized drinking game. Tequila shots are a key part of many a party or night out, and with the Mexican Shots game, you can add a whole new dimension. Everything you need is packed into a small box, portable enough to take out on the town. The object of the game is simple: all you have to do is dodge the bullet. Now before you panic and think this is some kind of Deer Hunter-esque affair, let us reassure you the bullet is plastic, and the only shooting you'll be doing is with a glass.

Scotland 1970s Retro Shirt - Relive a golden era of football for the Tartan Army with this perfect replica of Scotland's strip from the 1970s. Draws against the likes of the Faeroe Islands haven't done much for the reputation of the Scottish international side in recent years. But back in the 1970s, Scotland were producing world class stars such as Archie Gemmill, Kenny Dalglish and Joe Jordan. While their performance in major tournaments didn't quite live up to their potential, Tartan Army followers will still fondly remember this as an era of unparalleled talent.

West Ham 1960s/70s Retro Shirt - Show your dedication to the Hammers with this perfect replica of one of the club's most famous strip designs. Even though their fortunes have been up and down over the last twenty years, West Ham still have the kind of dedicated fans some clubs can only dream about. This retro football shirt recalls the Hammers strip from the golden era of the 1960s and 70s.Before Anton Ferdinand was even a twinkle in his dad's eye, legendary Irons and not forgetting, England stars such as Bobby Moore, Geoff Hurst and Trevor Brooking were playing their hearts out in this shirt.

Holland 1974 World Cup Shirt - Show your appreciation for one of the finest national football sides ever with this perfect replica of the Holland 1970 World Cup strip. For a relatively small nation, Holland's success at producing world class footballers is nothing short of amazing. Marco van Basten, Ruud Gullit, Dennis Bergkamp, Ruud van Nistelrooy, Jaap Stam, Patrick Kluivert... the list goes on. But the finest hour of Dutch football has to have been the 1974 World Cup.

Brazil 1970 World Cup Final Shirt - Show your appreciation for one of the finest national football sides ever with this perfect replica of the Brazil 1970 World Cup Final strip. They're the only nation to have qualified for every World Cup in the history of the competition. They've won it five times, and sent us home from their most recent triumph in 2002 World Cup. They've given the world footballers of the calibre of Socrates, Ronaldo and Zico. It can only be Brazil, the nation who epitomise footballing genius and success like no other.

Arsenal 60s/70s Retro Shirt - Sorry sold out until 2006, we still have other shirts in stock. Click here for details.Show your dedication to the Gunners with this perfect replica of one of the club's most famous strip designs.At a time when Arsenal are preparing to say goodbye to their historic Highbury stadium and begin a new era, it's fitting that Gunners fans should celebrate the club's glorious history. This retro football shirt recalls the Arsenal strip of the 1960s and 70s, with a simple but classic design that has changed little in the years since.

Original Newspaper Gift Voucher - Relive the major events of your birthday, wedding day or any special occasion with an original national newspaper from the day. What was going on in the world the day you were born, the day you got married, the day you became a parent? Reminisce with this unique gift voucher set. Simply fill in the details of the appropriate date, return the voucher, and you'll receive a national newspaperfrom the date of your choice an original, NOT a reproduction in a presentation gift box, complete with certificate of authenticity.

Commemorative Newspaper Book Voucher (The Times or Daily Mirror) - Relive the major events of your birthday, wedding day or any special occasion with a book of national newspaper articles from the day. What was going on in the world the day you were born, the day you got married, the day you became a parent? Reminisce with this unique gift voucher set. Simply fill in the details of your special day, return the voucher in the freepost envelope provided, and you'll receive a commemorative newspaper book, featuring articles from either The Times or the Daily Mirror.

Little Britain Talking Mug Vicky Pollard - Yeh but no but yeh... we so totally can't believe we've got the Talking Vicky Pollard Mug. The world of Little Britain, the land that invented the cat and has had running water for ten years now, has become the biggest TV phenomenon in years.The comic genius of Matt Lucas and David Walliams has turned their bizarre cast of characters into cult heroes, and one of our favourites has to be the incomparable and incomprehensible schoolgirl, Vicky Pollard. Who hasn't seen a tightly-ponytailed, neon-tracksuited Vicky babbling away on a street corner?Now you can enjoy a cuppa and a bit of a chat with Vicky if you can get a word in edgeways.

Little Britain Talking Mug Marjorie Dawes - You'd better not be drinking hot chocolate from that Little Britain Talking Mug! Fat Fighter Marjorie Dawes has arrived... The world of Little Britain, the land that invented the cat and has had running water for ten years now, has become the biggest TV phenomenon in years. The comic genius of Matt Lucas and David Walliams has turned their bizarre cast of characters into cult heroes, and one of our favourites has to be Marjorie Dawes, group leader at Fat Fighters. Support, advice, motivation Marjorie offers none of them, frequently reducing her members to tears.

Little Britain Talking Mug Lou and Andy - It was a right kerfuffle getting our hands on them, but we found you the Little Britain Talking Lou and Andy Mug. The world of Little Britain, the land that invented the cat and has had running water for ten years now, has become the biggest TV phenomenon in years. The comic genius of Matt Lucas and David Walliams has turned their bizarre cast of characters into cult heroes, and amongst our favourites are wheelchair-bound Andy and his eager to please carer Lou. Whatever Andy wants, Andy gets.

Little Britain Talking Mug Daffyd - He's the only gay in our Little Britain Talking Mug collection Daffyd has arrived. The world of Little Britain, the land that invented the cat and has had running water for ten years now, has become the biggest TV phenomenon in years. The comic genius of Matt Lucas and David Walliams has turned their bizarre cast of characters into cult heroes, and one of our favourites has to be Daffyd, the only gay' in his tiny Welsh village. He just dreams of the day he can meet other gays who know what it's like to be gay.

Little Britain Talking Mug Emily Howard - She's a lady you know! Take tea with Little Britain's Emily Howard with this talking mug. The world of Little Britain, the land that invented the cat and has had running water for ten years now, has become the biggest TV phenomenon in years. The comic genius of Matt Lucas and David Walliams has turned their bizarre cast of characters into cult heroes, and one of our favourites has to be ropey transvestite Emily Howard. With her dainty brooches and embroidered parasol, she's determined to convince the world she's a true lay-dee' but sadly for all her' efforts, she still looks like a bloke in a frock.

Mini Robosapien / Robopet / Roboraptor Pack - Create your own mini robotic world with the pocket-sized versions of the Robosapien, Robopet and Roboraptor! When the Robosapien was launched last year, he took the world by storm. Since then Mark Tilden, the ex-NASA physicist behind the legendary robotic buddy, has created a robot's best friend, the Robopet, and the prehistoric yet futuristic Roboraptor. But for a dynasty to thrive, you need to get the next generation in training early.

Lord of the Rings Edition Trivial Pursuit - Head to Middle Earth in your hunt for cheese, with this new interactive Lord of the Rings version of the classic Trivial Pursuit! Not since the Star Wars trilogy has a series of films captured the imagination in the way the Lord of the Rings trilogy has. Now those of you who know everything there is to know about Frodo, Gollum and the gang can prove it with this new Trivial Pursuit DVD game. The legendary 80s after dinner party game has been completely reinvented, with 2,500 questions based on all three movies, covering plot, characters and even Middle Earth history.

Weekend Washbag (Hers) - Make a dirty weekend into a clean one! Freshen up wherever you are with the Weekend Washbag. Maybe you're a have it all' superwoman who has to dash off on overnight trips at the drop of the hat. Or maybe you're off on a girls' night out and don't know if you'll make it home... Whichever way, the Weekend Washbag will save you. This handy plastic case will fit easily into your handbag or coat pocket, yet it crams in everything you need to stay looking gorgeously groomed.

20Q Mind-Reader Game - The classic Twenty Questions game has gone electronic so can you fool the 20Q, or will it read your mind? The dangerously addictive 20Q game adds some artificial intelligence to Twenty Questions. Instead of a fellow player asking the questions, this pocket-sized electronic gadget will be quizzing you. So can its artificial intelligence match up to that of a real person? It claims it can read your mind; will you be able to fool it?Just in case you haven't played before, you start off by thinking of an item/object/creature etc.

R/C Incred-a-Ball - Send your opponent's golf game off course with the golf ball you control and watch them get totally teed off... Struggling with your golf swing? Don't know your bogeys from your birdies? You could practise hard, maybe get some professional coaching... or you could just sabotage your opponent's game with the R/C Incred-a-Ball. We know which we'd rather do.The Incred-a-Ball looks exactly like a regular golf ball, but just wait until your opponent tries to hit it! Because there's only one person controlling this ball, and that's you.

Real Swing Golf Trainer - Teed off' with having no time to get to the green? Practise your swing at home with this unique electronic tee trainer with club. So, you want to climb to the top of the career ladder. You need brains, ambition, drive... and to meet the right people on the golf course. But if finding the time to get a few holes in is tough, help is at hand.

Life-size Homer Simpson Standee - Invite the ultimate TV couch potato into your home celebrate the brilliance of Homer Simpson with this life-size standee. He loves TV and beer more than life itself. Work is just something that gets in the way of lazing time. He puts his foot in it whenever possible, and remains blissfully oblivious. If we're honest, there's a little bit of Homer Simpson in all of us. It's no surprise this legendary yellow couch potato was voted the greatest TV character of all time in 2004. With this full-size cardboard standee, you can have a true TV God in your home or office at all times.

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